Single in the city

So I was chatting it up with The Bungalow Beauties and we were wondering what is up with all our single clients. I know my single clients very well (well- not that well ;) and I would have to say along with the beauties that each one of them  is amazing. So.... why are they single? It seems eerily ironic that none of them match well with any of my other singles either. Don't get me wrong- I LOOOVVVEE crazy dating stories but I do feel somewhat disappointed that I lack cupids bow and arrow. Trust me- I lack the bow and arrow. Worst hook up ever award goes to the one and only Jessica A. Woerner. Picture if you can- a cute little old man eyeing a gray haired beauty from across the salon. " Who's that??? Is she single?" Thinking he was being creepy old man client I turn around to see the lovely Ruby we'll call her. The wheels start spinning faster and faster in my mind. How cute will this be! I get them to exchange numbers with a big smile on my face. This is going to be so cute. Wrong. Ruby showed up at the salon crying her eyes out. Apparently "Frank" was looking for the "Barbie type" and said that she only looked good from the neck up. Exact words. Months later I had to see Ruby still upset over Franks playboy moves. Apparently he was trying to meet girls at Lubys. Needless to say, I have retired in the matchmakers world. I do from time to time get the itch to give "good" advice to my singles. The good man upstairs knows too well that if my single client "Bob" saw this he'd have a mouthful to say. After a dating disaster with some self centered vixen woman I convinced him to give her another chance. How bad could it be? Bad enough for her to invite him to the Rangers game and when he was on his way there with a special picnic he packed for them, she let him know she would not be there. She informed him she didn't want to be embarrassed  by being seen with someone so ugly. Yep, you read that right. You can probably understand than why one of the beauties refused to let me hook up one of my cute lady clients. Who knew "Kenny" was gay? Yah- everyone but me. Soooo... it seems sad for me to sit around and do nothing. Maybe my skills are just not practiced enough? Maybe I'll start a singles info board at the salon. I like it. If you're single and want a date come into The Bungalow and I'll fix you right up! A girls gotta try ;)