Single in the city

So I was chatting it up with The Bungalow Beauties and we were wondering what is up with all our single clients. I know my single clients very well (well- not that well ;) and I would have to say along with the beauties that each one of them  is amazing. So.... why are they single? It seems eerily ironic that none of them match well with any of my other singles either. Don't get me wrong- I LOOOVVVEE crazy dating stories but I do feel somewhat disappointed that I lack cupids bow and arrow. Trust me- I lack the bow and arrow. Worst hook up ever award goes to the one and only Jessica A. Woerner. Picture if you can- a cute little old man eyeing a gray haired beauty from across the salon. " Who's that??? Is she single?" Thinking he was being creepy old man client I turn around to see the lovely Ruby we'll call her. The wheels start spinning faster and faster in my mind. How cute will this be! I get them to exchange numbers with a big smile on my face. This is going to be so cute. Wrong. Ruby showed up at the salon crying her eyes out. Apparently "Frank" was looking for the "Barbie type" and said that she only looked good from the neck up. Exact words. Months later I had to see Ruby still upset over Franks playboy moves. Apparently he was trying to meet girls at Lubys. Needless to say, I have retired in the matchmakers world. I do from time to time get the itch to give "good" advice to my singles. The good man upstairs knows too well that if my single client "Bob" saw this he'd have a mouthful to say. After a dating disaster with some self centered vixen woman I convinced him to give her another chance. How bad could it be? Bad enough for her to invite him to the Rangers game and when he was on his way there with a special picnic he packed for them, she let him know she would not be there. She informed him she didn't want to be embarrassed  by being seen with someone so ugly. Yep, you read that right. You can probably understand than why one of the beauties refused to let me hook up one of my cute lady clients. Who knew "Kenny" was gay? Yah- everyone but me. Soooo... it seems sad for me to sit around and do nothing. Maybe my skills are just not practiced enough? Maybe I'll start a singles info board at the salon. I like it. If you're single and want a date come into The Bungalow and I'll fix you right up! A girls gotta try ;)

Me obsessive? Impossible :)

So my sweet baby is sick with strep throat keeping us inside all weekend :(  Sooo, I figure I should work on his birthday party decor. I started yesterday morning and yes, there is an actual dip in the couch from me switching off between party images and etsy for two days straight. It happens. What can I say other than I am slightly obsessive. I tend to think of it as a good quality. Really......???.... The party theme is Max's Barnyard Bash and it is going to be fabulous. I have been obsessive as long as I can remember. I can remember rearranging my room at the age of 6 at midnight. Lining up every stuffed animal against the wall. Aww- Perfection. Now don't misunderstand, if we ever had a falling out you won't be coming home to a  bunny boiling on the stove and I'm definatley not going to use the gps through my phone to locate you at any given time ( it's a whole other story how I know about that). Can I live with my obsession for awesomeness, perfection? Yes. Can my husband? Maybe. Haha, just remember- wherever you go, I'll find you :)

Is this crazy? I'm starting a blog? I've talked about it and here we are. There's so much we need to talk about, but first pour yourself a big glass of the fermented grape and get comfortable. I would like to start by saying I am a wife and a mother to of course, the best looking kid in town. Seriously. I will debate this. I co- own a salon and am also a stylist. I have a very busy life and with it does occasionally come with hiccups. Visualize if you can- Toy story 3 as backround music, my adorable, sweet toddler trying to flush my purse down the toilet, and me standing up booking appointments at my kitchen island through text. It's crazy and I have fabulous stories to share with my clients as they do me and  now for only $ 9.99 with you. Just kidding- But the stories part is real. I will not hold out. This is my crazy life and I would'nt have it any other way